Victorless Crumbsfelt

a person who loses in everything that they attempt; a pathetic person; a dorky loser; Chauncey; a herb
one friend talking to another friend about a third friend:
"He struck out with that girl again. He is such a victorless crumbsfelt that it almost makes me feel bad for him."

"haha... yeah, ALMOST!"
by dbmetter August 27, 2008
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