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Vic-tory lap 

When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
My girlfriend and I made a Vic-tory lap and now we're kinda gay 🌈
Vic-tory lap by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
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the victory lap 

A sexual maneuver in which, after a man has engaged in sexual activity with a particularly fine specimen, he then proceeds to bolt outside and run a victory lap around the general area of the deed completely unclothed, all the while cheering and throwing his fists in the air.
After Greg finished up with Stacy, he decided to run a 4-mile victory lap around his entire college campus. It was quite the victory lap indeed.
the victory lap by RageFire December 30, 2007

Victory Lap

When a guy goes around and visits all of the women he has nailed one by one
I took a victory lap last week, it took all day
Victory Lap by SloJamz September 1, 2015

victory lap

When a collegiate student takes more than 4 years to graduate, each consecutive year after the 4th year is considered a to be a victory lap
Hey man, what year are you?

Second year senior, i'm on my victory lap.
victory lap by chubaccatron August 22, 2006

victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.
He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.
victory lap by Airplane86 December 30, 2009

victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more
The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
victory lap by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

Victory Lap

When someone graduates from highschool only to return for a fifth year.
Guy 1: Dude your still in highschool, I thought you graduated.

Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.
Victory Lap by Phallic-Man January 27, 2009
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