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Vermicious Knid 

NOUN: A fictional extremely aggressive extraterrestrial lifeform that's spoken about in "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator"
It's origins are the fictional planet of "Vermes" that's 53,100,000,000km (32,994,810,307 miles) away from our sun.
"Oh no, A vermicious kind!" said an astronaut before being brutally devoured by one.
"While The Shlarps were exploring the galaxy, they encountered a Vermicious Knid group that was their inevitable end"
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Vermicious Knid 

a fictitious creature from the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl. used to define any undefinable creature that would do any undefinable thing.
Oh look, a Vermicious Knid.
What the fuck is that?
I have no idea, but if you want to sound like an idiot saying something no one knows or cares about, that's what it is.

Vermicious Knid 

During intercourse in a bed, partner #1 pulls the corners of the elastic banded bed sheet off the bed and pulls it up over partner #2, trapping them. They are then dragged on the floor and spun around so the sheet is twisted shut. While they try to get out, #1 furiously masterbates before climaxing at the same time #2 emerges. Partner 1 then yells “Charlie, lookout, it’s a Vermicious Knid!” as they cum on the other person, who is forced to hide back under the sheet.
“I gave Stacy a Vermicious Knid last night!”

Joe let me give him a Vermicious Knid and he took 5 hours to escape!”

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026