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Verlander Look 

To pull off an emotionless expression when someone says something really stupid or obvious
Guy #1: Hey man, have you ever seen a movie called The Hangover?
Guy #2: *Verlander Look*

Teacher: Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question kids!
Student: So like can we watch The Hangover instead of doing math?
Teacher: *Verlander Look*
Verlander Look by nsfwthebest December 9, 2011
Related Words
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Verlander 

The act of depositing a rather impressive amount of semen on a partner (traditionally, the back) after sexual activities. Can also be used to refer to a massive amount of finale stuff. A reference to a photo released during The Fappening in 2014. First coined by the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit, MI.
1. That stripper was grinding on me so hard I Verlandered all over the place.
2. We didn't have a condom so I had to pull out and Verlander all over her ass.
Verlander by Steve Vegas September 4, 2014
The most adorable cartoon character ever to exist.

From Tangled the Series.
varian is so cute, even when he's trying to kill everyone.
Varian by silverwuvs April 11, 2020

veringular 

a parody wireless service from Adult Swim's Robot Chicken that it appeared in few shorts such as "wish granting zebra" and "baby hostages". it is based on a real wireless service like Verizon and Cingular combined to make the company named "veringular wireless". it's main basis is just to drop your important calls on purpose by having no service on your phone that you instead hear nothing but static, even at a city or country.... ON PURPOSE; unless you grant a wish from a zebra.
"Veringular Wireless.....We're Dropping Your Calls On Purpose And There Isn't Shit You Can Do About It"

really, i was on a fbi mission just to prevent this guy not to drop infants from a window and he hears nothing from me.
veringular by MC V-Dawg August 7, 2020
The name Varian is French for "variable", which means something not consistent or liable to change.
Varian: I don't like to change myself for any reason . . . except if something emotionally traumatizing happens to someone I really care about.
Rudiger: Skree, chirrrp, Grrrrr.
Varian: Your right, Rudiger. Like that would ever happen.
Varian by BlackRoseAki January 28, 2019

omicron variant 

"oh god oh fuck i hope omicron variant doesn't reach new zealand"
omicron variant by anonymous December 5, 2021