(Noun) When a woman expels a fart during intercourse and pretends that it was merely a queef.
Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"
when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed
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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."