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Ventriloqueef 

When you put your hand in a puppet and the air that’s pushed out makes a noise
“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party
Ventriloqueef by chxndler May 30, 2021
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Ventriloqueef 

Omg that puppet queefing it’s a ventriloqueef

Ventriloqueef 

(Noun) When a woman expels a fart during intercourse and pretends that it was merely a queef.
Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"
Ventriloqueef by Sticky Rainbows September 26, 2017

ventriloqueef 

when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed
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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"
ventriloqueef by Ryan Olsman November 22, 2007

Ventriliqueef 

The act of queefing in a manner that makes it sound as if coming from someone else.
The girl was laughed at for the ventriliqueef her rude friend let loose.

ventriloqueefer 

A female that can throw the sound of a her queef across the room has to make it appear that some other female has queefed.
Everybody laughed at Brittany cuz I thought she hat queefed. But in reality no one knew Katie was a ventriloqueefer!
ventriloqueefer by natasGA19666 January 21, 2017

vantriloqueef

When a woman farts while sleeping on her back and it sneaks up and comes through her snizz.
She was abruptly awaken when the fart snuck out her snizz, causing a vantriloqueef.
vantriloqueef by m0rRi3 May 8, 2024
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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