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Venusian 

Venusian's are entities born on the planet of Venus. They are known to be happy , joyous and have very pleasant personalities. They are a balanced generous people as well as fun loving and optimists naturally. A Venusian sees life as a gift and feel they have much to explore and enjoy in its brightness. Because of this their men marry early in life generally and make devote husbands threw life to all their family and apparently large amounts of pets . All if not most Venusian's are by human standards beautiful the men tall handsome and even though not always muscular always appear large in arms or chest area. The women seen as beauties as well with near perfect skin, Hair that is silky and strong with great figures. A good tell for Venusian's like most creatures is their eyes. A Venusian's eyes are large and round or almond shaped expressive eyes that reveal their tender nature , many having long eyelashes. A certain owner of a new founded electric car company is said to be Venusian. Though it should be noted this is not 100% confirmed as of yet. A Venusian speaks amtorian, Amtor of course being there planet to us known as Venus. Venusian's due to personality and outlook tend to be very successful in theory most Venusian's would dominate the current earth workforce. This is simply because most earth inhabitants are unhappy undisciplined and under developed.
Damn this new hyperloop formula is messing me up boss ! Ted give it to the Venusian he will have the math done before lunch.
Venusian by TanAiJanjong September 26, 2018

Venusian Aikido 

Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
The third Doctor was a prominent user of Venusian Aikido.
Veniana is an amazing and special girl who will light up the room just with a smile. She has a large group of friends who she is scared to let go of. She will do anything to protect you if she considers you a true friend.

Being hurt or being judged is one of the worst things that could ever happen to Veniana. She appears very strong and beautiful but in the inside it kills her to be judged.

If you have a Veniana that says she likes you she means it so don't play with her heart. If you know a Veniana keep her and protect her because I promise it will pay off...
P1- Hey who is that sweet girl?!
P2 - 'Veniana'
P1- man she is gorgeous
veniana by JayJaysGurllll October 14, 2019

Venianocculitis

that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.
Venianocculitis is defined as that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.
Venianocculitis by flattorney January 10, 2009
Vensin is a real nigga
vensin by Onda056 October 27, 2020

Venusian hat trick

a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.

b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.

Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends