Venomous is not to be confused with poisonous. A good rule to make sure you don't get then confused is "If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous.

Oh no! Watch out for that venomous snake!

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Venomous Bears

Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.

They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.

Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"

Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."

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Venomous Cuntacula

A title that should be used very sparingly. Only given to the absolute worst that society has to offer or to those who have committed acts of serious offense. Upon being given this title, one may add V.C. to any other post-name credentials.

Entomology derives from the combination of cunt and a reference to Dracula, implying certain life-draining properties.

Jim: So I hear Jeff's girlfriend was cheating on him two months before they even broke up.
Joe: What a Venomous Cuntacula.

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She took the venomous throbbing python of love

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venomous person

Generally an otherwise aimable person whom will act severely if provoked.

Kim's not a bitch, she's just a venomous person. She'll go miles for a friend just don't try her.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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