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1. Short for voluntary celibate. Someone who chooses to abstain from sex and/or romantic relationships, not because they can't find a partner but because they genuinely don't want one. Could be doing it for personal growth, religious reasons, or just because dating apps suck.

2. The peaceful cousin of the incel.
"Yeah, he’s a vcel. Just vibes, books, and gym."
"She’s not lonely—she’s a vcel by choice."
Vcel by businessmantwinkle June 3, 2025
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n.

A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.

Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.

Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:

incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex

incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.

incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.

incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.

incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.

incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.

incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.

incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.

incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.

incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
v-cel by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
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