vazquez

the name of puerto rican gods

you wanna know why jose is so hott??!

cuz his last name is vazquez

by elohvee October 18, 2008

Vazquez

Angry Puerto Rican parts manager that drinks heavily on Saturdays.

Sean is such a Vazquez

by nickisabitch123 January 5, 2018

Vazquez-ed

A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.

Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.

Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."

by RainyToaster May 21, 2019

Golden Vazquez

The act of peeing on someone with a large head

Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head

by Golden Vazquez Luva July 7, 2011

Jovan Vazquez

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.

The show was profoundly amazing and emotionally powerful; much like Jovan Vazquez's dance performance, to "Tiny Dancer."

by Iamafisherman January 15, 2011

Lucas Vazquez

The absolute goat no one comes close
He’s 18 years old and plays for Real Madrid
Has a big ass forehead

Person 1: Who’s starting today for Real Madrid
Person 2: Lucas Vazquez, Zidane loves him

by VazquezForehead August 10, 2019

yan vazquez

A track runner who is very talented and who gets all A's. Usually has 2 annoying sisters who are twins and who are mean.

Also a person who had a crazy ex in 6th grade. The best person you could ask for.

There goes Yan Vazquez burning up the track!

by #WhaleMilk April 20, 2017