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the name of puerto rican gods
you wanna know why jose is so hott??!

cuz his last name is vazquez
vazquez by elohvee October 18, 2008
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Angry Puerto Rican parts manager that drinks heavily on Saturdays.
Sean is such a Vazquez
Vazquez by nickisabitch123 January 5, 2018

Vazquez-ed 

A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.

Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.
Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."
Vazquez-ed by RainyToaster May 21, 2019

Golden Vazquez 

The act of peeing on someone with a large head
Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head

Jovan Vazquez 

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.
The show was profoundly amazing and emotionally powerful; much like Jovan Vazquez's dance performance, to "Tiny Dancer."
Jovan Vazquez by Iamafisherman January 15, 2011

Lucas Vazquez 

The absolute goat no one comes close
He’s 18 years old and plays for Real Madrid
Has a big ass forehead
Person 1: Who’s starting today for Real Madrid
Person 2: Lucas Vazquez, Zidane loves him
Lucas Vazquez by VazquezForehead August 10, 2019

yan vazquez 

A track runner who is very talented and who gets all A's. Usually has 2 annoying sisters who are twins and who are mean.

Also a person who had a crazy ex in 6th grade. The best person you could ask for.
There goes Yan Vazquez burning up the track!
yan vazquez by #WhaleMilk April 20, 2017
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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