Vazism
Using proof that the victim of the claim wasn't give a choice about. (the victim was not able to do anything about what they did, and the person making the claims used that as evidence.)
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Vagism
A potent soup like concoction emanated betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.
Colonel Angus wiped the vagism from his chin..
And he said with a grin..
Just come round back of shady thicket..
Theres a good chance we'll lick it..
'Cause Carpet Bagg'n ain't no sin
And he said with a grin..
Just come round back of shady thicket..
Theres a good chance we'll lick it..
'Cause Carpet Bagg'n ain't no sin
Vagism by Terry Steinblossom December 2, 2010
Vaxism
Person 1 - Employees who are vaccinated don't have to quarantine after an exposure, but I do because I'm not vaccinated. Even though I have no symptoms.
Person 2 - That is Vaxism!
Person 1- They said if I get vaccinated they will fire me. That's Vaxism.
Person 2 - That is Vaxism!
Person 1- They said if I get vaccinated they will fire me. That's Vaxism.
Vasism
Italian man: Damn, we should really kill all vikings!
Swedish man: Bro that's actually Vasism and its really bad, check your priviledge.
Swedish man: Bro that's actually Vasism and its really bad, check your priviledge.
Vasism by Kat Daniel July 7, 2020
Vadism
"My friend Nathan is a expert at vadism, he kept screaming nonsense until I hit him."
"Pillow toaster raccoon bundle sheath masticating rectangular gelatin nitrogen."
"Pillow toaster raccoon bundle sheath masticating rectangular gelatin nitrogen."
Vadism by bloodhappyparade April 10, 2009
Vatism
A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.
A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'
Vatism by breckonridge February 9, 2015
Vanism
The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.
Vanism by the tweaker February 17, 2004
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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