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A guy who you can love forever, And he know girl like his own body
You are så vaster
Vaster by vastermuqdad@gmail.com December 11, 2016
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Väster skolan Hässleholm 

Is a school in Sweden with lots of imigrants which are very disabled and ruin the entire school spirit for the rest of the school. A few of them are acutally swedish but pretends be a "Babbe" and its because of the norms in sweden
- which School did you go to back in your highschool days? - Ali
- Väster skolan Hässleholm - Alfred
- Ah keff bre - Ali and his gangmembers

Väster I Lund 

Väster is a place in the west part of Lund, Sweden. There is a lot of gang violence and crime there.

The famous producer Hugo lives there. That's why there is a lot of tourism also.
-Oh man, did you go to Väster I Lund?
-Yes I did, and I met the cool producer Hugo!
Väster I Lund by Kalle Boss November 9, 2020

New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah 

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)
John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!
That vasmer has quite the collection of vases.

He has a vast collection of phallic objects, including pens, paintings and vases. He must be a vasmer.
vasmer by koppertone May 24, 2006

valter rage 

When Valter is playing a game and gets so angry he quits
Wow, Valter was so pissed off by that game he got so angry he quit, classic Valter rage.
valter rage by DerekPC March 24, 2018

Collin Sri' Vastra 

from the comic "friendly hostility"

ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small South American country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox maharassa

he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.

he can also be seduced with lime jell-O

i know this sounds f*cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious
words used to describe Collin Sri' Vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,sexy and the Anti-Skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)

oh yeah, he used to be a supervillan to...
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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