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stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue.
Mani sir valsoned that girl.
Valsone by thethaillander July 4, 2022
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Varson • varoon • Varon • vardon • Varsana • VARsenal • valson • Valsone • Vanson • varcon
MOST LOYAL, CARING, SMART, AND OVERALL AMAZING GIRL
I wish I had a varshni
Varshni by Loyalty100 July 22, 2018
An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.
I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.
varron by chizzazzle January 3, 2008
Vanson is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is very very genuine. He always has a smile on his face. He cares beyond what you think. If you date a Vanson, never ever let him go. He is the most amazing thing you will ever have. He will love you more than anything else in the world. He is hilarious and always brightens a room when he walks in. He is overall, the greatest guy you could ever have in your life. He is not only a great boyfriend, but also the most amazing best friend anybody could ever have. He will do what ever it takes to be with you 26/9. He will always speak his mind no matter what. Vanson is the most amazing person on planet Earth.
Did you see Vanson today? I wish I was him.
Vanson by whipnaenae550 February 23, 2020
(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.

Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.
That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!
Varion by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010
he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.
"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."
varoon by swaggier then you May 23, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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