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the main team of any sport representing any high school
If your on varsity, your badass
varsity by ice99 February 12, 2005
Words you can keep
Where that one kid who thinks he's the best tries to get but will never get there.
Lol ur not on varsity???
Varsity by Clutch64 March 1, 2017
Someone who is a total badass and rocks...

They also spout off random sayings like, "I touch my Ngage late at night! - I'm the next hitler - Perform fellatio or die bitch!"
... That guy is such a varsity...
Varsity by Vars September 11, 2004

Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀
Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?

varsity whore 

a varsity whore is when a gurl who thinks football players are hot goes to the locker room an fucks all the players on the team (varsity whores pefer the starters)
OMG!!!! i knew delilah was a varsity whore!!!

varsity sperm 

the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest
I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the room!
varsity sperm by soho January 29, 2005
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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