Varsity

Where that one kid who thinks he's the best tries to get but will never get there.

Lol ur not on varsity???

by Clutch64 March 1, 2017

Varsity

Someone who is a total badass and rocks...

They also spout off random sayings like, "I touch my Ngage late at night! - I'm the next hitler - Perform fellatio or die bitch!"

... That guy is such a varsity...

by Vars September 11, 2004

varsity

the main team of any sport representing any high school

If your on varsity, your badass

by ice99 February 12, 2005

Varsity Benchwarmer

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity

by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

Varsity Pledge

An absolute stud of a pledge that doesn’t let you down. rails lines, an furthermore shits in thou bush. 🧀

Oh look! Thou Varsity Pledge! Charlie Basile! Why is he shitting in that bush?!?!?

by da cheese collector 43🧀 November 7, 2021

varsity whore

a varsity whore is when a gurl who thinks football players are hot goes to the locker room an fucks all the players on the team (varsity whores pefer the starters)

OMG!!!! i knew delilah was a varsity whore!!!

by pimp daddy dollars August 16, 2004

varsity sperm

the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest

I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the room!

by soho January 29, 2005