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Very swag girl, always there to make you laugh and to talk with you about everything. She’s sensitive, but not too much, just enough to be sweet and lovely. Funny af, she’s the girl of your dreams
If you have a Varnona in your life,your life is complete.
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A Vernona is an intriguingly beautiful woman, who is also exceptionally intelligent and extremely outspoken. They tend to think they know everything about everything, and therefore are impossible to argue with.
Man, you're arguing with a Vernona, you're toast!
Vernona by fiyahstahtah November 22, 2011
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Two women with magical superpowers who together can rule the world. Much like the fairy godmothers of all fairy godmothers.
Everyone needs a vanona
The world would be a better place with more vanonas
Don't know what to do... ask Vanona!
Who loves Vanona? Err.. everyone!
Vanona by topsecretuser June 27, 2018

angie varona 

A girl who was hacked and all of her private photos were leaked. She became a sex symbol because she had huge boobs and a nice booty.
Kevin: have you seen Angie Varona's pics
Anthony: yeah I have she has some humongous tits
Kevin: I know right, I wish I could fuck her all day
Anthony: yeah me too but all we can do is jack off to her nice ass
angie varona by I_be_like July 26, 2016
Sexy mf with the fattest, jiggliest and most voluptuous ass in the entire world. He is also extremely hot and great in bed! He gets bitches left and right and has the ding dong the size of a jalapeño. I know you must be thinking, jalapeños are not that big, but when he works his magic, girls feel like it is a fucking cucumber rocking their entire world. His best quality by far is his ass though.
I was so scared it was going to be small, but when Varnon worked it in, I was screaming sheeeeeesh all night long.
Varnon by BLKMNJKBE May 19, 2021
Spanish word for "mannish woman" -usually used to describe a woman who has definite masculine traits e.g. moustache, sideburns. Usually lesbian.
"Oh my God, she is such a varona! Somebody pass the Immac!"
varona by Dita VonTeese June 28, 2004
Varnanan is a friendly man full of happiness. When he is around everyone smiles but just be careful he is also extremely strict...
gosh Varnanan as so kind to me today but i wonder why his child was crying
varnanan by thisamazingchild April 3, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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