Definitions by BLKMNJKBE
Varnon
Sexy mf with the fattest, jiggliest and most voluptuous ass in the entire world. He is also extremely hot and great in bed! He gets bitches left and right and has the ding dong the size of a jalapeño. I know you must be thinking, jalapeños are not that big, but when he works his magic, girls feel like it is a fucking cucumber rocking their entire world. His best quality by far is his ass though.