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La Vaquita 

What Hispanic people call the Farm Stores in Miami
I Need To Go To The La Vaquita To Buy Milk And Bread
La Vaquita by Raymond Toranzo July 15, 2010
Related Words
any vagina that speakes in an angry latino accent from the bronx. came from two stoned teenage girls being stupid.
"GAH! my vaquina is so sweaty and angry today!", said jenny. "hey stupeht!some water would be nice...and while you at it get some J.lo cranckin...stupeht....", said vaquina.
vaquina by Mara Lee January 3, 2005

Vaguitar 

When a girl plays air guitar with her vagina; One hand is knuckles deep while the other is up in the air hitting imaginary frets.
Example 1
Bro 1: Bro I got a girl to play vaguitar for me on skype last night.

Bro 2: Rock on dude!

Example 2
Bro 1: I held vaguitar tryouts at my place yesterday.

Bro 2: How'd it go?

Bro 1: Bro your mom can totally jam.
Vaguitar by Belmeezy January 13, 2011