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Vaguitar 

When a girl plays air guitar with her vagina; One hand is knuckles deep while the other is up in the air hitting imaginary frets.
Example 1
Bro 1: Bro I got a girl to play vaguitar for me on skype last night.

Bro 2: Rock on dude!

Example 2
Bro 1: I held vaguitar tryouts at my place yesterday.

Bro 2: How'd it go?

Bro 1: Bro your mom can totally jam.
Vaguitar by Belmeezy January 13, 2011
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vagitarian 

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

Vagitarian 

noun. Person that is only interested sexually in females.
While Curtis could swing both ways, Troy was only interested in the ladies, he is a Vagitarian.
Vagitarian by Kris Potter December 29, 2008

Vagitarian 

One who enjoys servicing the sexual organs of females; enjoys making women have multiple orgasms; loves to eat pootie on a regular basis, making girls cum
My wife said I was quite the Vagitarian after going down on her for a solid hour.
Vagitarian by ssurfcity March 26, 2011

Vagitarian 

This term describes any individual, male or female, that is interested in all sexual things pertaining to the vagina and the vagina only.
"Is he a vagitarian, or do you think he swings both ways?"
Vagitarian by Jillian S 82 September 9, 2008

vagitarian 

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos
vagitarian by Rick September 2, 2003

vagitarium 

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers
Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art
vagitarium by Wu Dark March 30, 2004
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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