Vanderbilt is the school where
people who could get into the lower Ivies go when they realize they’re not
ugly.
Not on Harvard’s level, but is better than schools like
Brown.
Van student #1: “Damn, Princeton passed Vanderbilt. We’re only 18th for
2019’s rankings.”
Van student #2: “Yeah, but is
one spot worth having exponentially uglier classmates?”
Van Student #
3: “yeah, kind of amazing for a school with an 11% acceptance rate”