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Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Will VanSlander

Will VanSlander; a boy but is definitely a fag!
Is Hayden a Will VanSlander?

Vanlandingham 

Hey did you hear about vanlandingham

The guy with the micro penis?

Yeah.

Hailey Vandlandingham

Hailey is very sweet. She loves to draw kittens in the rain. She is crazy in science tho. She has a few mental issues, but we don't talk about those...... Her companion and love of her life is her oddly shaped ink pen. She becomes a psycho demon when she doesn't have it. In her spare time, Hailey rejects boys. She recently broke it off with her fiance, Will the Pill. She doesn't currently have a Valentine, but is ready to mingle! P.S.- This is from Will ( i still love you)
BE my valentine HAiley Vandlandingham!
Hailey Vandlandingham by No one I am February 13, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026