/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
Hailey is very sweet. She loves to draw kittens in the rain. She is crazy in science tho. She has a few mental issues, but we don't talk about those...... Her companion and love of her life is her oddly shaped ink pen. She becomes a psycho demon when she doesn't have it. In her spare time, Hailey rejects boys. She recently broke it off with her fiance, Will the Pill. She doesn't currently have a Valentine, but is ready to mingle! P.S.- This is from Will ( i still love you)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.