Vanoland

A park that's owned by a guy named Vano (whos a stupid fricking noob) that'll never open up.

Vanoland raid April 1st.

by tomasm_310 April 11, 2025

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Will VanSlander

Will VanSlander; a boy but is definitely a fag!

Is Hayden a Will VanSlander?

by Imsaltierthanasatinecracker October 18, 2016

Vanlandingham

Micro penis

Hey did you hear about vanlandingham

The guy with the micro penis?

Yeah.

by Bostoncreampies March 8, 2024

Hailey Vandlandingham

Hailey is very sweet. She loves to draw kittens in the rain. She is crazy in science tho. She has a few mental issues, but we don't talk about those...... Her companion and love of her life is her oddly shaped ink pen. She becomes a psycho demon when she doesn't have it. In her spare time, Hailey rejects boys. She recently broke it off with her fiance, Will the Pill. She doesn't currently have a Valentine, but is ready to mingle! P.S.- This is from Will ( i still love you)

BE my valentine HAiley Vandlandingham!

by No one I am February 13, 2020