vannity

TO be so freaking pretty & lots of people love her and she makes alot of peoples laugh sksksksk oh and she likes to use these type of emojis (:)), ;) ,;(,:/) like she is always caring about other peoples oh and she laughs waay to much sksksksk. Everyone trying to be her

"OMG VANNITY IS JUST THE FREAKING BEST I CANT LIKE I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HER "

by Vannity :)) December 12, 2018

Vannity

A real ass female , very pretty can be nice but mean likes to make people laugh , shes a comedian & a great friend :)

Aye theres vannity ! My favorite person

by Suckalilwoodpecker December 25, 2019

Vannity

Vannity means being interested in your own appearance, or own achievements.

Because vannity had caused too many girls to be late for classes, all mirrors were removed from the restrooms.

by Cookiemonster2.0 November 24, 2021

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vanitys enemy

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.

The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.

by Daily GDer October 29, 2010

vanity crush

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015