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Vandersex 

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.
Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.
Vandersex by UrbDick1979 November 19, 2021
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vandersex 

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe
Jackie loves to do Vandersex
vandersex by EROC July 19, 2004

vandersex 

A crazy mo-fo who at first glance seems like a good little boy, but turns out to be a hell-raiser and complete ladies man.
That vandersex is the shit.
vandersex by brntkps February 6, 2010

vandersex 

let's have some VANDERSEX
vandersex by EROC July 18, 2004

Andersexual 

The sexual orientation of otherwise straight women and homosexual men who are confused about their attraction to Gillian Anderson.
Annie's husband doesn't know she is a closet andersexual... why else would she insist on watching reruns of The Fall every night?
Andersexual by inxsary August 31, 2016

vandershank 

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008
Someone who hangs out with multiple people at a time(most of the people he hangs out with are girls.Vanderley has a dark skin color with brown eyes,who is normally Hispanic.He's also tall.Vanderley makes friends easily somehow.If there is a party,sleepover,etc Vanderley will ALWAYS be invited.
Vanderley can you come over please!!!!
Vanderley by chakoTaco March 28, 2017
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