van man 

The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad

"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"

"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",

van man by Fistlord88 April 7, 2015

Van man 

A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados

Yeww I lef school the other day and the van man say if I int got van fare then we gaw foop

I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver

Van man by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021

Van Man 

A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."

DUDE! That guy just asked me if I wanted to get into his van! HE'S A VAN MAN!

Van Man by ZackyZack October 14, 2018

Blue van man 

An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence

Have you seen blue van man

Na is he good

Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough

Blue van man by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019

Candy Van Man 

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.

Candy Van Man by Delinger March 12, 2011

white van man

A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?

A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".

white van man by Stormsworder January 6, 2007

white van man

a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.

male pikey + white van = white van man

white van man by surrey rules December 30, 2003