"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
by Fistlord88 April 8, 2015
A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados
Yeww I lef school the other day and the van man say if I int got van fare then we gaw foop
I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver
I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver
by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021
A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."
by ZackyZack October 14, 2018
by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
by Delinger February 25, 2011
A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
by Stormsworder January 5, 2007
a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.
by surrey rules December 30, 2004