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The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad
"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"

"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
by Fistlord88 April 07, 2015
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."
DUDE! That guy just asked me if I wanted to get into his van! HE'S A VAN MAN!
by ZackyZack October 14, 2018
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Someone who is generally addicted to vans. They usually hail from asian countries

From time to time they can be a real pain and really violent, but are loveable people.
You like vans? I'm Vanman
by chuggingtonchugjug December 16, 2018
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