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'''Diaan van Wyk'''(born January 19, 1981 in Roodepoort) is a South African right handed batsman and wicketkeeper who plays for Gauteng in South African domestic cricket.

Preceding his first-class career, Van Wyk had a distinguished role as a backyard cricket player. Using his brilliant cricketing mind in strategy as captain and his fantastic eye batting in the 1st-drop position, Van Wyk 'burnt the record books' as one journalist stated' in his career with the Denistone Dingoes, NSW, Australia and Gauteng.

One can not mention the name Van Wyk, however, without giving mention to his partner in crime, Dick Van Johnson. A talented all-rounder himself, it was not unusual to see 'VJ' or 'Ivo' (as he was affectionately known)opening both the bowling and batting.

The third element in the highly successful '3V' combo was Timothy 'VVS' Steyn ('''V'''ery '''V'''ery '''S'''teyn.) A demon fast bowling all-rounder, Steyn initially found fame as a 14-year-old when he killed two men (Dilmah 'The Nawab of Pataudi' Arndt and Towelly Hayes) with sharp bouncers.
Doing a Van Wyk means to be a freakn at everything (ie that guy is a van wyk!)
Van Wyk by Van Wyk January 24, 2008
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Vanwyked 

when someone gets girls drunk and tries to hook up with them but can never get any because he has a hair cut that resembles a penis and usually has the name nate
Did you hear nate pulled the vanwyked again this week.. what a loser.
Vanwyked by john ohm December 15, 2008
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Gabriel VanWyk 

bitch ass nigga with a fat ass fucking head. usually has a substantially insane amount of brain cells then the average human being.
You seen that white boy Gabriel VanWyk got his shit fuckin whacked in the locker room?
Gabriel VanWyk by Dudewhobeatupgabe October 16, 2019
A term used while playing hockey. Which describes a player who slaps shots in the crease and tends to hit the Goaltender in the chest and cause major rib injury's.
That kid "VanWyked" that Goalie pretty hard.
Person 1 "Wheres jon?" person 2 "Hes in the hospital, He got Vanwyked pretty hard when he was playing in net earlier." Person 1 "Shitty deal"
VanWyk by Eddiizz November 11, 2011
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