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Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.
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Jared Van Houten 

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
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