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Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011
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Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011
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vanwilder plan

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school
student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt
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bianca vangilder

This.............a Bianca Vangilder is a VILE creature, whom looks terrible naked and is pretty goddamn fat, and thinks pubes are attractive. On her and her partner. She also appears to have not one, but TWO muffin tops, thats' right people, TWO MUFFINTOPS. In general, dis hoe nasty.
Me: Fuck dude i saw her tits
Friend: So are you going to need glasses for your failing eyesight?
Me: Yeah. bianca vangilder is nasty dude
Friend: No shit.
by llSkarrll February 14, 2013
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