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vampyrate 

Faggot. (adj.)
Make up wearing transgender. (adj.)
John is a vampyrate, but he believes he's a vampire. In fact, he is a faggot (Vampyrate).
vampyrate by Jim Lahey June 12, 2006
Pronunciation: \ˈvanˈpī-rət\

Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious
You, "Did you hear that Erik got in a bar fight last night?"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"
vanpirate by vanpirate January 6, 2010
The old english way of spelling "Vampire." It's also the title of the first vampire story written in the english language; which was published in 1819. Seventy-nine years before the publication of Bram Stoker's vampire novel "Dracula."

During the year without summer (1816) in which Mary & Percy Shelly, Clair Clairmont, Lord Byron, and John Polidori were gathered at the Villa Diodati, Switzerland; Lord Byron suggested, on one night, that each should write a horror story.

During that night, Polidori began writing a short tale which would become the first vampire story ever written in the english language, titled: "The Vampyre."

It should also be noted that during that same night, Mary Shelley started working on a story which would later evolve into the famous novel "Frankenstein."
Polidori's story "The Vampyre" is a short story which was, at first, was falsely credited to Lord Byron. Nevertheless, it was later confirmed by Byron that the author was in fact John William Polidori (Lord Byron's physician).
Vampyre by jdavid10 June 23, 2011

vampirate 

an amazing combination of a pirate and a vampire.
Vampirates can steal your ship AND suck your blood.
vampirate by wutcha July 2, 2005

vampirate 

1. A vampire that is a pirate by profession. esp. one who strikes poses while being threatened with a scythe.

2. A top notch street ball team
1.I don't often travel to the coast of Transylvania for fear of vampirate attacks.
2. Those Vampirates are lighting it up tonight.
the english version origin of vampire
vampire? vampyre? the true origin of all of them is Upir
vampyre by malficeus January 31, 2008
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