Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Vampires teabag

A used female tampon

I took this chick home from the club , but she was packing a vampires teabag , so no chance of me getting laid....

Vampires teabag by The nude posty May 4, 2026

vampire's teabag 

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire teabag 

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.

I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

or

Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.

vampire teabag by MTalos August 15, 2003

Vampire Teabag 

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

Vampire Teabag by Naguine November 21, 2010

Vampire Teabag 

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

Vampire Teabag by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

vampire tea bag 

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

vampire tea bag by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005