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Vampires teabag

I took this chick home from the club , but she was packing a vampires teabag , so no chance of me getting laid....

vampire's teabag 

a used tampon
As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.
vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire teabag 

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

or

Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
vampire teabag by MTalos August 15, 2003

Vampire Teabag 

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.
Vampire Teabag by Naguine November 21, 2010

Vampire Teabag 

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
Vampire Teabag by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

vampire tea bag 

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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