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Valveteen Rub
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When the
performer
of
fellatio
has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
Kelly
: So, you want a
blow job
.
John:
Hell yes
.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
by
buckonz
March 5, 2010
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