Valveteen Rub 

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.

Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?

Valveteen Rub by buckonz March 5, 2010

velveteen rub 

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.

She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.

velveteen rub by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

velveteen rub 

When a woman with dentures removes the dentures to perform oral sex on a man. AKA a gum job or gummer.

That trailer trash skank I hooked up with last night popped her dentures out and gave me a velveteen rub!

velveteen rub by manormonkey? February 9, 2009

Velveteen Rub 

Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums

She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.

Velveteen Rub by UrbanUser80 October 18, 2018

velveteen rub 

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.

i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.

velveteen rub by Lil Natural High September 9, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022