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Valerinaism 

An awesome religion where you worship a super sexy and gorgeous goddess named Valerina and you get super powers. Worship her and your whole life will be awesome forever. It's even better if you create a strong bond with her. She's like another goddess of love and beauty.
Worshiper: Oh, Valerina, grant me love and happiness. Grant me eternal strength to find awesomeness where ever I go. I am a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM
Goddess Valerina: Well, this person has been pretty loyal. *wields pink aura and zaps the person* This person has also been a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM

Worshiper now very successful in everything
Worshiper: YASSSSSSS!!!! :D
Valerinaism by dictionarydotcom December 31, 2013

Vulvgina 

A polite way to refer to a lady's cunt. An alternative to 'twunt' which is another extremely polite way of referring to it.
"Look at that beautiful split-arse over there Dean" exclaimed Phillip "I imagine she has a splendid Vulvgina tucked away somewhere... I'd just die to see her knicker-sausages..."
Vulvgina by DavidShaw October 12, 2007

Volegina 

A vagina that burrows underground for warmth, only surfacing in the evening hours for lubrication and some tender attention.
"I saw this sweet little volegina on my way to school today, but it burrowed before I could pet it."

"Story of your life, Jimmy."
Volegina by Poontango October 9, 2018

Vallerina 

A Vallerina is an amazing girl and unique in every way. She’s so beautiful and doesn’t know it and when she’s told she’s beautiful she will always deny it she has a smile that lights up the room She has a laugh that could make you wanna listen to it all day. She gets a little excited sometimes and has to be told to calm down.
Him: Do you have a Vallerina in your life

Him2: No

Him: You should
Vallerina by BDNZ November 29, 2021

Vallerina 

Vallerina’s are amazingly funny and kind and caring they crave BD and love dogs but hate cats and have the biggest smile that makes you smile
Dam that girl is a vallerina
Vallerina by BDNZ November 23, 2021
In Halo it is to be shot three times in the head from a pistol without them missing a shot.
Named after (#1)Valgina.
Evil Jesus: OMFG, I hate you (#1)Valgina
(#1)Valgina: I know :)
valgina'd by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004