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An awesome religion where you worship a super sexy and gorgeous goddess named Valerina and you get super powers. Worship her and your whole life will be awesome forever. It's even better if you create a strong bond with her. She's like another goddess of love and beauty.
Worshiper: Oh, Valerina, grant me love and happiness. Grant me eternal strength to find awesomeness where ever I go. I am a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM
Goddess Valerina: Well, this person has been pretty loyal. *wields pink aura and zaps the person* This person has also been a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM
Worshiper now very successful in everything
Worshiper: YASSSSSSS!!!! :D
Goddess Valerina: Well, this person has been pretty loyal. *wields pink aura and zaps the person* This person has also been a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM
Worshiper now very successful in everything
Worshiper: YASSSSSSS!!!! :D
by dictionarydotcom December 31, 2013
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