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Valarante 

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
He is playing valarante he is a child!
Valarante by WhyXic February 4, 2022

hop on valorant 

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex
Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏

Voltramax 

A GOP coverup involving secret weapons transfers between Decepticons, re-animated Ronald Reagan, and Ted Cruz's dad.
"Hey, did you hear about that solendra, Kenyan, Benghazi scandal?"

"No, but I definitely know about Voltramax."

"What's Voltramax?"
"Exactly..."
Voltramax by theGram July 29, 2014

Valorant 

A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant
Valorant by DankZenyx April 11, 2020
He will valtain until the job is done.
valtain by DavidG_S September 12, 2011

Valorantism 

Valorantism is people who believe in Nicolo Laurent and the game itself Valorant.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play something else than Valorant?
Person 2: No, i must believe in the religion of Valorantism and ascend. I'd rather stay playing this holy made game.
Valorantism by One_is_sie June 18, 2020