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1. A Dwarf so manly, his chest hair can make you pregnant.

2. The manliest man to ever man. The only person manlier than Varric is Aveline.
Varric opened his jacket and showed me his chest hair. I am due in 9 months.
Varric by KatieTheCarhop November 11, 2011
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the best ship in the universe. thats it. all my homies ship varic.
person 1:"omf valeri is beating maric again! "
person 2:"oh i know, they are so cute together!"

person 1:"ikr man i love shipping varic!"
person 2:"yeah same."
varic by mjaü March 6, 2021

Varrichioed

1. Taking a joke further then anyone else has the ability to, and still having it be funny.

2. Making the entire room burst out in gut busting laughter and making fluids fly across the room.
Scenario 1
Person 1: Dude, can he have varrichioed that joke anymore?

Person 2: Seriously, I'll never be able to hear the word buckeye and not laugh.

Scenario 2
Person 1 & 2: *bursts out laughing while taking a drink*
Person 3: BOO YA! totally varrichioed that!
Person 4: Seriously man! You just hotzed them!
Varrichioed by DaMunkyKing218 November 22, 2010

varicose vaj 

N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.
Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.

Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.
varicose vaj by CakeBadger April 4, 2014
Is a handsome, hardworking, funny, loving, caring, family-oriented, and out-going guy who loves helping out people and also is very athletic and a gym rat.
Varrick by Kepaboi88 June 7, 2019
You are so Valicia
valicia by vlilyf March 6, 2017