Valyssa

The most beautiful girl in the world.

May be cocky, but gets along with everyone. A great friend and even greater partner.

Has a good attitude and knows how to make someone laugh.

Once you get a Valyssa, you will never want to let her go.
A valyssa has red hair and a big ass.

Wow, did you see that Valyssa?

by WhereItsAt123 April 3, 2013

Valyssa

Person who is often rude, chunky, and has zero friends. Likes to strut their stuff when they don't have anything to show. Prettttyyy with brown to black hair. Only 1 friend and it's her best. Low and likes to start drama...

Hey, did you hear about Godzilla coming to town?
No, what are you talking about?
Oh, wait, that was a Valyssa.

by HannahJohnson ;) November 21, 2010

Valyssa

indecisive, hot, and random with good intentions

That was so weird, bet it was Valyssa.

by lostbabygorl November 21, 2021

Valissa

a sexy, intelligent, and fun-loving person to be around. Often found in the south (Florida). You would be very lucky to find yourself with this kind of person.

Amazing body to match her wonderful personality. Usually paired nicely with a {Chris}.

"That girl is so smoking hot and funny, she's a total {Valissa}!"

by M. Sop February 4, 2010

Valessa

Stoner chick. Loves bob marley. Vary sarcastic. Dont mess with this chick! You can win her heart with food. Loves spicy food. Vary good at baking.

Valessa will bake and bake.

by Hokeypokey2 December 19, 2016

Valessa

A girl that’s known for being creepy/crazy as hell. If you ever come across a Valessa, run. She has a got complex and will stare at you intensely.

Person 1: dude the girl that was staring at me at lunch was kinda cute.
Person 2: dude, that was Valessa. She’s bat shit crazy. Never ever call her cute ever again.

by lililiyabbay November 24, 2021