Valentine 1 

A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.

Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."

Valentine 1 by Leandro November 16, 2004

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti 

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Valentines 13 

When Valentine's Day comes after Friday the 13th, which occurs approximately every 6.7 years, those who fall in love, are blessed by the angels. According to astronomical data, the average person experiences this phenomenon 13 times during their life cycle. This is known as "Valentines 13."

February, Friday the 13th 2009: At the stroke of midnight, Valentine's Day will touch Friday the 13th. This is how the term "Valentines 13" came to be.

Valentines 13 by I love the Number 13 January 1, 2009

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

Cat Valentine

the hottest most beautiful girl that went to Hollywood Arts. Known for her red hair, amazing voice, dumb thoughts, and her acting. She now lives with Samantha Puckett babysitting kids.

Tori:hey Cat!
Cat Valentine:What's that suppose to mean

Cat Valentine by Nicholas Cors December 3, 2013