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Valente
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A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A
PLAYER
. He is very
rude
. NEVER
DATE
A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!
His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt
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person
:ummmm Valente looks like a
mushroom
Valente
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Um_um_um
January 3, 2019
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