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An Icelandic female name. Valdís is usually a pale girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She loves attention and will do anything to get some. Her bestfriend is usually a Agnes but in some cases a Stefanía. Valdís is a M.I.L.F. and usuallyl gets a breast implant around the age 30.
Guy: Wow, your momm is super hot David!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah I know she is a Valdís, total M.I.L.F.
Valdís by youngthugswagger86 August 27, 2017
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Valdís is a norse name meaning goddess of deth. It is combined of the words "Valr" meaning deth and "Dís" meaning goddess. It is also used as a name for the valkyre guarding Valhalla.
She: wow. She is slaying
Me: yeah, she is Valdís. She is boss
Valdís by Lana Sana November 23, 2021
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1. A name of a female Goddess.

2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!

3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.
Person: What's your name?
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!
Valdis by Living with this name August 8, 2010

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019
1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it
1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock
Vallis by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018

Vadisdom 

Vadisdom is the learned teachings & profound words from a knowledgeable scholar of life from Russian decent.

This word originates & spawns from a fusion of the name "Vadim" and the english word "Wisdom".

Vadim being a traditionally Soviet name, and the Russian origin being known to have a wealth of "wisdom" from their extensive and colourful history stemming back to a young age growing is what lead the word "Vadisdom" to be spawned.
A person reflects wisdom to another:

"The chase is better than the catch" - that is some good Vadisdom!

"The grass is always greener until you realize its artificial" - Vadisdom!
Vadisdom by Funkessentials August 18, 2013
A small bag you use when you go to travel.
All the passengers are asked to bring their own valise.
Valise by Crazy_kiddo January 24, 2017
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