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Mary: Lol he's an ass man
Me: every man is an ass man, and a titties man, and a vajing man
Vajing by lesoldham April 14, 2013
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vajing-jing 

Slang term for a vagina, usually used by some women in their conversations about neither sex or anything that is related to that thing.

It is also used when there are kids at their presence.
"You should try this cucumber, it's arousing!"
"Ain't putting that huge cucumber in my vajing-jing...."
vajing-jing by your mom behind you December 30, 2013

Vajingleberry 

Little bits of toilet paper - usually rolled into annoying sticky little white balls - that stick on or around the vagina after wiping.
Before going on a date, make sure to check down there - you don't want a rogue vajingleberry to put a damper on things.
Vajingleberry by Sfumato February 14, 2014

Vaginger 

Hey. Im a vaginger.
Vaginger by Eric O April 14, 2008

vajungle gym

a warm, moist, playground; commonly referred to as a pussy.
I love to play on my woman's vajungle gym.
vajungle gym by littleton September 15, 2006

vaingina 

a girl or group of girls whose level of conceit or vanity seem to be without measure.
Nuno: Man, look at those girls, they're so full of themselves, they think they're the shit.

Nelson: yeah, I know what a pack of vainginas!
vaingina by autobot85 April 10, 2009
1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!
"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"
Valinga by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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