vag·ac·ci·dent noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.
A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.
Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'