Vagina Spider 

See definition of "Queef"

Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy: "You nasty bitch."

Vagina Spider by Hugelefty March 11, 2008

Vagina Spider 

Getting eaten out

Dude, I thought he was giving her a Vagina Spider

Vagina Spider by Gemini 9724 October 24, 2014

spider vagina 

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis

Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina

spider vagina by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016

Vagina Spiders 

Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.

Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"

Vagina Spiders by Lardassinator-9000 April 17, 2022

Vagina Spiders 

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

Vagina Spiders by danieldan October 19, 2021

Vagina spiders 

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina

Yo, that bitch has Vagina spiders!!!

Vagina spiders by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023