Vagina Fat

The Clump of Fat that Usually sits on top of the Vagina. Usually confused with pregnancy.

Kylie: "Omg!! DId you see the Kayla? Is she Pregnant?"
Kyle "No. She just has Vagina Fat"

by pigy0300 March 11, 2015

Fat Vagina

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. In actuality a Fat Vagina Or Fuva is a fat belly that one tucks into their pants.

Bill - "Did you see that fat chick?"
Steve - "Yeah, with that fat vagina hanging down!"

by Bottle God Jarrod November 9, 2007

Fatigued Vagina

The diplomatic term when identifying a "Tired Cunt"
Also see Tired Cunt

The manager asked why we have not achieved our weekly KPI targets.
I expressed my concern to him by explaining we have employed many fatigued vagina's within the team.

by Reg & Rog October 14, 2016

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017

Vaginacation

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.

After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.

by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Vaginaface Mcgee

A pansy, pussy, or someone you just don't really like for any apparent reason. Also, someone who has excessive facial hair and is too lazy to shave daily. Tends to be slightly overweight.

God, Miguel just pisses me off... He's such a Vaginaface Mcgee

by iamthestigsmexicancousin May 19, 2010

vaginagating

The act of being a vagina. Also the act of whining, being bitchy, or a girl who is on her period.

Finish your drink. You're vaginagating so hard right now.

by Vaginagator September 20, 2013