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Maggots inside the vagina resulting from putting food in there to be eaten out and forgetting to douche out the vag.
My girlfriend put tuna in her cum dumpster for me to eat out, but i didn't get it all out and the next week she had vaggots
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Very nice looking guy with a big heart that no girl likes because girls like malakes.
This is vaggos and he has a big d
That guy vaggos will never find a gf
Pou se re vaggo pou Sai re afana
Vaggos by Feeling_greek November 20, 2021
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A woman who is basically a gay man; she likes all the same stuff that gay men like, and gets along well with gay men.
A: why are you always hanging with gay men? you're such a fag hag!

B: no, i'm just a vaggot. Hey did you see the new OUT?
vaggot by Zagaloo March 1, 2010
Cowardly vaccine pushers , or Mask wearers !
That person showing off their vaccine card looks like a real Vaggot
A maggot that is eating the decayed remains of a female human vagina.
a.She had a yeast infection so bad, you could have sword there were vaggots eating that shit.
b. As I walked into the room I could only smell the cold stale stench of vaggot ridden vagina
Vaggot by Jonathan December 13, 2004
1. Lesbian

2. Total Vagina Fag (Homosexual-Seeming Straight Male)
1.

Ashton: Did you ever get with those two sisters?
John: Yes I fucked those vaggots.
Ashton: Prove it.
John: www redtube com/2476

2.
Ashton: Are you sure that guy isn't a homosexual?
John: Yeah, that's his girlfriend.
Ashton: Total Vagina Fag?
John: Clearly, the kid's a fuckin' vaggot.
Slang: A Derogatory term for straight male/s who constantly use "gay" as an negative adjective or/ and "faggot" as an insult.
"Do you think Chris is acting like a Vaggot because he wants to hide his sexuality"
"No, He's probably just an asshole"
Vaggot by Waters May 2, 2014
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B)
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A)
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