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Let me touch your vageen.
vageen by Brock Smith January 17, 2008
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Coined by AnnaMaria Gonzalez of Madison Avenue in Bridgeport, CT. Vageen (va-jeen) is slang for vagina.
Girls have a vageen, boys have a penis.
Vageen by AG1974 June 16, 2019
steven: yo joey, you’re my vageen you know that right?
joey: yeah of course i do buddy
vageen by dazee November 14, 2018
omg i have a throbbing vageen😻😻
vageen by iconicslut February 24, 2022
The word Vagenie was created by Niccoya T.

It is another word for vagina, because pussy just sounds stank, hairy, and disrespectful. Vagina sounds too clinical for everyday conversation.
My vagenie has a rash.

Rub the vagenie and something will surely come out.
Vagenie by Nicci T. June 12, 2017
The proper name for American female sex organs.
"hi bb.
U like sexc chat
Show ur vagene pls
Sexc chat pls
Bb
Hi
Open ur vagene pls"

*Sends dick pic after no response*
vagene by Diarrheajonea August 22, 2017
vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
He fell right into her vagenda!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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