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When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes
When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.
vaccuum by Jordan May 9, 2004
1)a person who sucks and blows.
2)a person that is a loser.
3)stupid, loser, retard, reject, etc.
4)a word that is not constantly used in the youth's language except when damning about chores.
5)a tool used to clean stuff in carpets, hardwood, and whatever.
1&2) mark just pushed you suuuuuuuper hard or something. you say 'YOURE A VACCUUM!'
3) or you can also tell mark 'YOURE SOOO VACCUUM!'
4) only this guy matt says it. then i said it.
5) yo! get the dirt devil and fuckin suck the dirt out the carpet or somthing!
vaccuum by breatheyourAIR April 30, 2005
when a girl sucks on a guys cock and eat his gizz then reverses and throws it back up on him
vaccuum by Anonymous April 19, 2003

vaccuum naked

A method by which a young woman learns how to become more comfortable being naked & getting touched.
Kori followed Hillary's advice & decided to vaccuum naked.

vaccuum lungs 

Able to hold an insane amount of weed smoke for a long period of time. Long enough to zero the hit.
Damn, Adam is a tank, hes got vaccuum lungs
vaccuum lungs by Adam Shatter October 6, 2005

vaccuum butter 

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast
"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."
vaccuum butter by It's ja boi May 30, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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