V.T.D.

A computer virus (virtual transmitted disease) that the user contracted from looking at porn sites.

"Geez, I got this nasty V.T.D. from that Granny Tranny Donkey porn site"

by T. Man October 26, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

S.V.A.T.D

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by Offvial S.V.A.T.D VRO-LEAD January 11, 2020

D.T.V.

abbreviation: Direct Turd Vapour. A fart that is so rich and stinky that one is assured the stench emanates directly from a turd sitting near the anus. Traditionally, within an hour of D.T.V offence, the offender will be required to use the bathroom to evacuate the turd.

noun. Jerry's fart was so smelly, I was certain that it was D.T.V.

verb. Jesus Christ Jerry! Quit D.T.V.-ing over there!

by bunger15 June 5, 2010

T.v.d.u_edit.z

The best editor ever AMAZING person she is so nice. She is a great editor <33

T.v.d.u_edit.z

by Idk someone unknown April 17, 2022

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

T.V.O.D.

Television Overdose. Popularised by the song with the same name by The Normal.

Tom: "I can't stop listening to The Normal's "T.V.O.D."
Rick: "It's catchy, though I prefer Warm Leatherette."

by WarmLeatherette March 22, 2017