Carl: Hey I heard you and Vanessa hooked up last night, did you get any?
Steve: Ugh, no, we didn't get it on.
Carl: God, she's such a v-bone!
Steve: I saw her tits though.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand