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A VBoner is when a female becomes provoked into taking her Pink Oboe out of its case.

Health Warning: Playing the Pink Oboe can cause a surfeit of Lady Spittle to be ushered from the lips.
"I'm noticing a large deposit of Happy Juice on my lower back..."
"I can't help it! This position is giving me a VBoner.."

"I've got a VBoner!"
"Time to get the Boyz in Da Hood!"
VBoner by Der Kriegenator September 15, 2005
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the nipples of a female (or powell, anything with breasts really) becom so erect they form standing v shaped points
"look, powells a bit excited, you can see the Vboners pointing through his shirt"
VBoner by Jack954 September 8, 2005
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Person that gives off popular loner vibes #swag.
Sam: He’s so cool !
Mark: He’s such a vloner.
Vloner by JonPaulisGay October 17, 2021
Did you see that chick, she was voning so hard.

Man that dude makes me vone.

Ive got a raging voner.
Voner by The.Clap June 1, 2007
"I saw hunter and landon, i have a voner now!" -Jessica Alba and Jessica Beil
voner by H and L SUM January 11, 2009
A nickname for Veena from Chicago made by her younger sibling. It has been known to get Veena quite annoyed at times to the point of verbal and physical abuse.
"Hey vooners, whats new in your life?"
vooners by Mission "Get Veena Mad" December 25, 2008

Voner (Vicky)

A female boner for people who watch Lazarbeam.
OMG SHE HAS A Voner (Vicky)!! CRACKHEAD ENERGY
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