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Used Condom 

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
Used Condom by Darkeststar January 2, 2011

Used Condom 

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom
Used Condom by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

used condom 

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
used condom by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

used condom collector 

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
used condom collector by D Flawless November 11, 2021

Napoli's Used Condom 

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.
No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.
Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."
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